1) Caption Contest Winner: JMG25

JMG25's Winning Caption:

Dwarf: ..omg that's a huge...

Ogre: (shouts) JOHNSON, help me! I'm Stuck up here!

Caption Contest Honorable Mentions:

Boy, this guy has been holding that ogre in the air for weeks! He's gotta be getting tired!!!!
- Prospect84 (one of our favorites, during the SS Content 'outage')

Wait! What is that? Its a bird, no its a giant falling, NO ITS THE PLAYERAUCTIONS site crashing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (sorry couldn't resist)
- arcanemind (a good play on when the site was under a DDoS, hah).

Contrary to popular belief the #1 killer of Dwarves is not Heart Desease but "Big Things".
- jabst192

...and this is why Dave never played ogre toss again
- Rathninja

Kinda reminds me of my last girlfriend.
- ohyeah290

This is definitely not where i parked my car
- roosly

OMG! WTF was that noise???
- orangetabbycat

I see London, I see France, I see the Ogre's underpants!
- Prospect84

I hope the next SS contest starts before Cataclysm releases....What else am I going to do on patch day?
- Prospect84